PUKE GUTS
big plate full

of mashed potatoes on the side. Main dish is stewed chicken, or chicken stewed with two whole onions. Like french onion soup with microwaved chicken breast poured over mashed potatoes made with potatoes more suited to baking. So much “grey”vy. All plastic-wrapped and microwaved on high for five minutes. Onion steam is in my tongue. I don’t understand why I am so afraid of food.

Curious

Scrambled eggs, white rice, Bran buds®™ cereal, microwaved to steaminess?? 10:00 am. Starting to wonder if this is a medical condition I am making fun of.

The eggiest

of egg salads. REMINISCENT OF BODY WIND IN SMELL.

Toasted egg sandwich

9:06am. HOW DID SHE COOK THE EGG? AT HOME?

Creamy Garlic Dressing

Farted from the bottle onto onion-rich salad. 9:18am

Toasted hot tuna sandwich

9:15 am